Tony Blur to outlaw Gal Civ 2 as class A drug.

It was announced today that the computer game known as Galactic Civilization 2 is to be outlawed and categorized as a A-class drug.
The statement was made when an emergency meeting was declared at the House of Commons. The meet was first called for by the employment minister Sit Workable in light of the absence of 50% of Britain’s work force from their place of work. The absentees where claiming they where suffering from 6010 different types of flu. Through investigation of this epidemic it was revealed that they where in-fact not ill but playing Gal Civ 2 on hard level.
Sources say that even members of the government are addicted to this new hysteria as one MP (which cannot be named ) was under suspicion after he demanded 250 billion pounds protection money from the United States government.
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Interviewd on BBC 1citizen stodge, told how since the advent of Galciv2 his three year old eat his cat as he kept forgetting to feed both. His wife has left him to live in a commune of silent nuns as she now gets more conversation from them.

Sir step away from the mouse!
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suffering from 6010 different types of flu


Just one type actually, bird flu.
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wel they can arrest me all they want, im not giving it up!!!
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i'll fight them off, a galciv2 disc in each hand, kicking and screaming, grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I can see why they would want to outlaw it, your all mad......mad as a Yor fruit bat.
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^ Watch out..... They Bite!
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Tony Blur to outlaw Gal Civ 2 as class A drug


I know our beloved leader is on the ropes at the moment, and he has previously dabbled with this 'Cool Britania' nonsense, but does he really think changing his name like this is going to get him more votes?
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I know our beloved leader is on the ropes at the moment


Beloved? Really?

U mean like an Altarian loves a Drengin?
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Beloved? Really?

U mean like an Altarian loves a Drengin?


More like how a Drengin loves a Torian
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mad as a Yor fruit bat.


Especially if his name is Eric.
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Tony Blair of the United Kingdom to Geroge W Bush of the United States:
"President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is trying to research the 'Uranium Enrichment' technology that as we both know branches off later on up the tech tree to 'Nuclear warhead'. His hostility to Israel concerns us in this respect-we should both take firm action against this threat."

George Dubyah Bush of the United Steaks to President Ma-moo-mah-jihad of I-ran:
Give me 3000bc and stop researching Uranim Enrichment if you wish to cary on living he-he-he-he-he!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinehad of Iran to the Great Satan:
*REJECT*
Don't you have a crummy little empire to go run infidel?

*Presses turn*

*Update* We currently have a military rating of 5, an economic rating of 16 and atechnology rating of 53. Ideally we want to have a rating of 100 or more. The United States has a military rating of 5678, with an economic rating of 3000 and a technology rating of 3400.

President Mahmoud Ahmadinehad of Iran to self:
I knew that was the right thing to do.