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About a week ago I wrote a fairly humurous post cparodying ranters... Ever since then, my karma has been a bit off so I figured I would do some fanboy parody to even myself out... Fanboys, be yee warned!
I just have to say, that this is possible the greatest game ever created! Ever since I installed it, I've noticed certain changes in my life:
-- Not only is the game bug free, but GalCiv2 actually fixed all the bugs in my other games as well! Thanks GalCiv!
-- The more I play the less my wife talks to me! Thanks again GalCiv!
-- Since I started playing, there has yet to be a post on this site that I havent graced with my avater!
-- Because I have never encountered a bug, that means (quite obvioulsy) that everyone who does must be an idiot!
-- I once had a question about how somthing worked, and the moment the question formed in my mind, Brad descended from above and showed me which button to click!
-- When my dog died, GalCIv took me out and bought me a beer!
-- I never use an exploit or the AIs (remember there are more than one!) because to do so would violate the spirit in which this game was created... and would envoke the thunder of heaven because this game is obviouly holy sanctified!
-- Only idiots don't get how the econonmy works and its my job to tell them so!
I think that if all game developer were like Star Dock, and all games were like GalCiv2, there would finally be peace in the middle east. Mets and Yankee fans would get along, world hunger and poverty would end, and there would be a cure for cancer! Just rember, the only people who dont like this game are COMMUNISTS!... You dont want to be a communist... do you?
*Note: This post was for entertainment purposes only (flame protection)
**Note: Brad does not decend from the sky (he plays an evil race)
I just have to say, that this is possible the greatest game ever created! Ever since I installed it, I've noticed certain changes in my life:
-- Not only is the game bug free, but GalCiv2 actually fixed all the bugs in my other games as well! Thanks GalCiv!
-- The more I play the less my wife talks to me! Thanks again GalCiv!
-- Since I started playing, there has yet to be a post on this site that I havent graced with my avater!
-- Because I have never encountered a bug, that means (quite obvioulsy) that everyone who does must be an idiot!
-- I once had a question about how somthing worked, and the moment the question formed in my mind, Brad descended from above and showed me which button to click!
-- When my dog died, GalCIv took me out and bought me a beer!
-- I never use an exploit or the AIs (remember there are more than one!) because to do so would violate the spirit in which this game was created... and would envoke the thunder of heaven because this game is obviouly holy sanctified!
-- Only idiots don't get how the econonmy works and its my job to tell them so!
I think that if all game developer were like Star Dock, and all games were like GalCiv2, there would finally be peace in the middle east. Mets and Yankee fans would get along, world hunger and poverty would end, and there would be a cure for cancer! Just rember, the only people who dont like this game are COMMUNISTS!... You dont want to be a communist... do you?
*Note: This post was for entertainment purposes only (flame protection)
**Note: Brad does not decend from the sky (he plays an evil race)
