Birthday Boy
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You forgot what day it was,
you swear you did,
well I swear,
really, it doesn't bother me,
it's just my birthday.
Just don't miss my funeral,
you'll have to remember that day,
and never again regret forgoing the cost of an overpriced card,
I'll put it in the same pile as my Sunday paper.
I pretend my subscription pays for itself in coupons,
yet, here I am,
carrying your card to the recycle bin,
and all this spolied unopened food to the trash
that I never would've bought hadn't I saved so much money towards its purchase.
Buy two get one free.
who could've resisted that,
even if I can't pronounce its chemical makeup,
or convince myself to actually eat it?
So send me the belated card,
and I'll send the belated thank you note claiming I read it,
and that I swear,
it meant a lot to me.
You'll put it in the trash,
cause you're an asshole,
but I swear,
not because you forgot my birthday.
I just really hate people who don't recycle.
you swear you did,
well I swear,
really, it doesn't bother me,
it's just my birthday.
Just don't miss my funeral,
you'll have to remember that day,
and never again regret forgoing the cost of an overpriced card,
I'll put it in the same pile as my Sunday paper.
I pretend my subscription pays for itself in coupons,
yet, here I am,
carrying your card to the recycle bin,
and all this spolied unopened food to the trash
that I never would've bought hadn't I saved so much money towards its purchase.
Buy two get one free.
who could've resisted that,
even if I can't pronounce its chemical makeup,
or convince myself to actually eat it?
So send me the belated card,
and I'll send the belated thank you note claiming I read it,
and that I swear,
it meant a lot to me.
You'll put it in the trash,
cause you're an asshole,
but I swear,
not because you forgot my birthday.
I just really hate people who don't recycle.