Understatement.

I ran into this quote playing GC2 yesterday, and it made me both laugh and think:

"Just when the survey team thought there was nothing of value, the Captain saw something shiny on the surface of the anomaly. He picked up a coin worth 1BC and was noted as saying, "It must be my lucky day!"

Now that has to be the most understated quote in the entire game! I remember as a teenager, well over twenty years ago, freaking out when I found a $20 bill floating in the wind. I can only imagine what it would be like to come across a 1BC coin, although I fail to conceptualize what such a coin must look like -- I mean, what would you see on that coin? Heads might be the galactic ruler, but tails would have so many zeroes on it that this side of the coin would be heavier than the other, making it unuseable for deciding coin tosses.

And Cap saying, "It must be my lucky day!" ? If it were me, I would say, "Bwuhh, GH-HAAAAAARKKKKx!!" as I threw up in my space suit.

Lastly, it seems uncommonly generous that Cap would just go and donate the 1BC coin to the galactic treasury. More than likely, he pocketed the coin, and said to his crew, "These aren't the anomalies we're looking for. Let's move along, move along." Later, when he got home, he started bragging and showing the coin around to his buddies at the space pub, one of which must have snitched to the Secret Police, and then in the middle of the night, Homeworld Security crashed though the windows of Cap's bedroom, vaporized Cap, kept the coin themselves, but told Space Accounting that the 1BC was actually in the treasury. The media (in particular, The Daily Planet) would have latched onto the story and interviewed the neighbors, who would have said, "This was such a surprise. Cap was such a quiet man. And nice, too. He would have given you the shirt off his back." Although the Daily Planet reporters would probably have been aware of what Homeworld Security did to poor Cap, for reasons of their own, they kept the story quiet, and ended it with the suspiciously un-Cap-like saying, "It must be my lucky day!"
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Reply #2 Top
Maybe the Captain was just happy it wasn't a booby trapped Drengin nuke.
Reply #3 Top
or a Space Monster!
Reply #4 Top
I bet he really found a 3BC coin, and chopped off one third to keep the empire happy. Thieving bastard.
...I bet he was a drunk and a gambler, and was just going to blow it on slot machines anyway...
...Wonder what the bank would say if he wanted to change it for smaller coins?
...at least if he got mugged on his way home, he could shrug and say- here have ALL the notes, the rest are JUST coins!
...also, that guy could have like, free phone calls for LIFE if he put THAT into a payphone.
Reply #6 Top
maybe its a metaphore (sp?) for when u expect to find nothing at all you are happy when u find something small
Reply #7 Top
I bet he really found a 3BC coin, and chopped off one third to keep the empire happy.


By your description you must be thinking of a coin based upon a rare metal that has intrinsic value. This would be instead of a coin like the ones we use today, which have a much lower intrinsic value than what is actually shown on the coin itself. In the past coins like the gold "piece of eight" followed this concept. The whole coin was divided into eight segments and could be cut into fragments to make change.

I'm then guessing that the 1BC coin must be some very rare and indeed dense substance to be worth that much. Perhaps neutronium?

In that case the Captain certainly had to use some form of "deep radar" to find the coin. It would be at the center of whatever the anomaly was made of, considering its density. As well, the Captain must have one special pair of pants to pocket this coin. Since the gravitational pull of even a coin sized bit of neutronium would have caused him to become a thin coating on the ouside of the coin when he got close enough to touch it.

"Wow! A 1BC c... " *splat*

I guess he should have stuck to picking up only paper currency.

"Stuck", heh, I made a funny.



Reply #8 Top
Lol. We should start work on a "random unlucky anomaly" mod.

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Reply #9 Top
You guys are hilarious! I am cracking up here! My flatmates will probably be thinking that I'm going nuts in here! hehehehe! Keep up the good work guys, you are adding laughter to our lives
Reply #10 Top
1BC coin is not 1 billion. Its like finding a golden dollar in the Congo
Reply #11 Top
1BC coin is not 1 billion


Game manual, page 23 bottom:

"You earn money, measured in billions of credits (bc's),"

"He picked up a coin worth 1BC..."

Normally you can find stuff worth from hundreds to thousands of bc (billions of credits). The joke is, that it's a "measly" billion credits. So, while the case of the letters BC vs. bc is different, I see no reason to think that is indeed, not, 1 billion. And so the fun continues...

Reply #12 Top
Well uh 1 BC = 1 billion credits.

Edit: Beat to the punch. Wish I could find something on earth worth a BC.