In all seriousness, if there was an optional "William Shatner Naration" patch, I think I would be glad to pay a nominal fee for the expansion. Maybe at a price similar to that of a CD album. I mean it's essentially something quite similar.

I would also pay for an expansion that featured William Shatner's voice.

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I personally like the pokemon thing. The one where your planet's population has come up with this cruel sick game to stick poor innocent animals in small balls and pit them against eachother, and you have to choose an action

I am willing to pay also. But consider Almos from Battlestar Galactica, or any of them saying "Quit Frakking around!"

Don't forget Patrick Stewart, he would be an excellent choice as well - though probably way too expensive...

On the other hand, Mr. Stewart is known to work in video games in the past - most recently The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

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If any of the devs are reading this I would gladly pay a nominal fee (if thats what was necessary) to get William Shatner or Patrick Stewart to narrate the game. Leonard Nimoy in Civ4 was a brilliant touch, did much to polish the game. This could only help you.

Ohh and don't forget the robot from Lost In Space. He could say Danger, Danger when the dread lords approach

I suspect Mr. Shatner's fee would be larger thanthe entire development budget!

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What about Tom Baker? He's done video games before.