Tortuga!!! The wonderful city of Sex, Booze and G.R.O.S.S. Pirates.

G.R.O.S.S. Where being good is merely a temporary strategy.

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G.R.O.S.S

Forget about those sissy empires. Join the most feared pirates in the metaverse


ARRRRRRRR!

Beware Alien scum! The G.R.O.S.S. (Get Rid of Slimy alienS)Pirates are on the prowl once again.
Have you ever wanted to own your own Kentucky Fried Drengin? Then come join us and let your spirit run wild. Backstabing alien races, slaughter the annoying worm, but, or squid, evaporate whole systems, and suck the spirit from your people. You'll swagger into empire threads and be greeted with the sweet scent of fright because all cringe in fear of the mighty space pirates of G.R.O.S.S. That being said we are an evil empire, and we take mainly evil players. How else will the galaxys inhabitents let you market them alongside fishsticks. However we do understand the need to play goody twoshoes to get a job done, and there are times when aliens must live to work the mines or feed our pets. Dont let it go to your head.
So join one of oldes and proudest empires of the metaverse.
Join the G.R.O.S.S. pirates and be apart of our adventures on the SS Doom

***Join Now and get a special introductory pirate package. Complete with a drengin sample platter, plastic sword, eye patch, and a bone pegleg.***


For those of you new to the metaverse G.R.O.S.S. is one of the oldes and proudest empires of the first Galactic Civilizations. GalCiv G.R.O.S.S.

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Aarrrrrrrr!  Matey!  Won't everyone want to be a pirate?
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Tis the idea. Though the pirate life be not for everyone. Only those who can stomach fermanting a drengin colony ship and making yor toasters should apply, though we be taking on anyone.
Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Shouldn't the Jolly Roger have horns or be Torian-shaped or something?
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
making yor toasters


Be careful with toasters, m'hearty... Toasters can become very, very evil......




Anyway. Good Yor hunting wishes the Colonial Fleet!
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Doesnt look like my toaster?

Ninjas > Pirates!
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Geckomind, is that Starbuck as your avatar? Been watching it for days, thinking to myself: "is it or isn't it?" and when you put up a picture of a toaster , I think it is...
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJIMLAD

WHERE'S CAPN JACk?

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
Ahoy Evil Roy,
if only we knew where the capn was. shall be a glorious day upon his return. and kits, and ebz and any other of the pirates.
arrr..
untill that fatefull day shall be I holding the fleet together.
now to finnish raiding some booze shipments.
Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
ARRRRR!! We welcome the latest additions to the crew. Jarru, Kalmorath, and Smokeystrike. Get yer digs in the armory. Grab an ale and celebrate!! ARRRRRR!
Welcome to the finest crew in the metaverse.
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
damn i thought i could smell something..

arh gross.. scrap it off

Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Arrrrr. Sing me up, matey!
Reply #13 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Hey, fellas. Just dropping in to say "Avast" to the new crowd of scurvy dogs. I think Kit stopped by the Special Forces Tavern about a year ago, and we had a couple drinks...I just woke up. I think he's still unconscious on the bathroom floor - but I'm not going to try to peel him off it.

Who's going to post the first recipe for fried Torian? I'm hungry.
Reply #14 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
I did what where? Who? Ach!

Right so...

Am I late? How can I be late?! The party is ALWAYS where ever I am!

Ok I might be late.

Hope you're still around, Hege, Ben... and I think I might recognize some of these other names.

*runs off to plunder other empires (or at least pester them)*
Reply #15 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Kit!

MWHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA


cough

Reply #16 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Well this is quite an empire.

We of the Hitchhikers accept all morals and alignments, so here is a grand greeting to the pirates of the galaxy.

And a free towel, may it help you in your treachery
Reply #17 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Where have all the ol' GalCiv1 fart-knockers gone? I've looked through some empire rosters and I haven't found many. They don't seem to be concentrated in any one empire either. Even though I'll be a G.R.O.S.S. pirate to the end, this game ain't as much fun in an inactive empire. So where are the former members of ANZAC, FotR, Euro Alliance, CSF, SF, or Galactic Guardians?
Reply #18 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Galactic Guardians ar the Diplos I think.