My cure for obsession. Nuttin'! If you obsess over nothing than nothing will come back to do you in instead of something. Works for me.
Ah, but would you see nuttin' coming to do you in? Just asking cos I sort of figure if something was coming to do you in, you'd be able see it and have a chance to run away.
Dunno you'd get that chance if Nuttin' was sneakin' around, especially if it was conspiring with other nuttins to quietly do you in while nobody was looking. Thing is, even if somebody was looking, would they see the nuttins committing the dastardly deed?
I'm thinking not. Why? Because I've never seen a nuttin, and when I asked Shaunna she said that she hadn't, either. We have my daughter Romana and her four children here for a couple of days, and I asked them if they'd ever seen a nuttin. They all said no, though I think Shaliesha, who's just 11 months, might've been fibbing cos she kept talking to an invisible somebody, who could just as easily have been a nuttin as an imaginary friend.
Anyway, I'm taking no chances with this internet. The prediction is for 2014, but I'm already wearing my tin foil hat and grounding wire just in case they get started early. I'm also getting a rubber cushion for my puter chair... no, NOT a whoopee cushion, just something to help insulate me better from all the stray stuff the internet might spew out in my general vicinity. I'm tellin' ya, orright, ya can't be too careful.