It's official

http://www.johnnywander.com/comics/40

That is fantastic!

Check out the Zelda Gangsta Rap, too. It's by the same guys, just as awesome

yea  I am not a zelda fan so I wouldn't understand half the references.

Fair enough. For anyone who does though, it is pretty awesome

"Girl, I can treat you nice,

Even though, i'm painted white,

Meowth, that's right."

^This is officialy my new pick-up line.

I see no cooty cooty in your future.

In that case, it's not my official pick-up line.

It's my back-up.

You'd have a better chance by telling the girl "I think somethings evolving in my pants, mind taking a look?"

Hmmm, that could actually work!!

That's awesome!

That I concede. +1 Karma for you.

'Nice T-shit, would look better on my bed room floor'

'That dress looks very becoming on you. If I was on you I would be coming too'

'Do you have a mirror in your pants because I can see me in them'

And the old classic and everybodies favourite

'You'll do'

I always leaned toward the old standby.

"Wanna order pizza and have wild, crazy sex?  What's wrong, you don't like pizza?"

Works everytime...

Go with

"I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead?"

THe lyrics is "It's my payday tonight, meowth that's right"