IrationalFear

I would give you karma, but you could find your ass with your hands only because your ass is shaped like a plane tree.

I would give you karma, but I'm a plane tree.

I would give you karma, but we're offering a two for one deal with a plane tree, and we've run out of plane trees.

I would give you karma but I'm too busy tryin' to learn how to fly a plane tree. Damn splinters.

I would give you karma but if you feel like that a hug is probably a better option.

Thanks I needed that,  Karma Doc is what I need me thinks maybe he can help me with it lol

I would...hic...give you...hic...karma but...hic...hic...hic...BARF!!!

Always happens on an empty stomach.

I would give you karma, but your plane tree is drunk.

I would give you karma but, can your plane tree fly like the Spruce Goose?

I would give you karma but, my Iroko tree makes his look like a shrub.   Just sayin.

I would give you karma but, some people are so sensitive. Like right behind the neck. Close to the ear.   

I would give you karma but, shrubish.   It rained for 2 days.  

I would give you karma but, then it rained again and washed it all away.  

I would give you karma but, a jeep Rover would never do that. They come in any color you want. And most guys like jeeps. 

I would give you karma but beeps abound!