IrationalFear

I would give you karma but if you're too busy to share a bit of joy then you're already sunke.

I would give you karma but the karma fairy said it was too far to fly and her little wings wouldn't carry her all the way there.... that she'd end up plum tuckered out about quarter way

I would give you karma but, there are 171 billion U.S. pennies in circulation.    That makes cents. 

I would give you karma but, counterfeit, not for common sense. 

I would give you karma but, Monopoly dollars don't do it either.

I would give you karma but do not pass go, do not collect $200 and go directly to Mayfair Street to meet with a banker

  I would give you karma but, I need just a little more coffee...

I would give you karma but, wow, this is my third. Better slow down. haha   Oh and,

Off With Their Heads

I would give you karma but, there's a head shop/tattoo parlor c'mon to town...  {not the name}

I would give you karma but, having ink at the ready is to be well prepared. 

I would give you karma but the occupational health and safety board has determined that you are not ready to upgrade from crayons to ink just yet.

I would give you karma but I'm busy sharpening my back up crayons. Never know when you might need 'em.

I would give you karma but I'm not gonna ask how.