Mine would be called "Yellow Fantasia Insanity"
The Nutty teenager. (Teen.)
But then, you are not 13 years old, are you.
I think mine would be something like...
Life, The Ultimate Futility.
How to kill Illuminati.
It would sell. A lot of people would be screwed and I'd be in jail.
Reviver of Dead Threads.
Sorry to be pragmatic, but "Tess Wins the Lottery!" would work for me.
Groundhog Day. Except I'm not as funny as Bill Murray.
Is anyone? ....
If there was a movie about me released on the date of the OP - May 7, 2008 .....
I would be releasing the 3D remake right about now.
Mine would be in the dust bin of antiquities....never to put people to sleep again. lol
if there ever was a movie about me, I'd hope it would be after I was long dead- and it would probably be titled, "In spite of herself"
"Take your job and shove it" with the theme song of Joan Osbournes "One of Us"
mines already out.. try looking up " grumpy old men"